Chk Chk – Boom! Clare Werbeloff’s 15 minutes of internet fame starts… NOW!

Arise a new overnight internet celebrity sensation, racist bogan Clare Werbeloff!

Clare was a witness to a shooting in Sydney’s Kings Cross on Saturday night, and was interviewed by Nine News. ¬†In the footage, she tells the story of the shooting in an astounding manner:

…my friend Swan and I came out of the tattoo parlour, and there were these two wogs fighting, and the fatter wog said to the skinnier wog, “Oi bro, you slept with my cousin, eh”, and the other one said “Nah man I didn’t for shit, eh”, the other one goes, “I’ll call all of my fully sick boys”, and then they pulled out the gun and went <holds up imaginary gun> “chk chk BOOM!”, and I ran away, because that’s all I wanted to see.

The original video link to the Nine News Raw footage.

Viewable here:

She’s since obtained incredible fame – with the video being viewed by millions of Australians. ¬†Whether it’s her audacious racism, her remarkable fake accent (a cross between Kiwi and Lebanese) or her simple cocking of an imaginary gun with the words, “chk chk BOOM!” – the¬†punters are falling over themselves to view this video – and discuss it online.

There’s a Facebook Group, “Clare the Kings Cross Bogan fan club“, a Cafepress Store selling her words on T-shirts, mugs and other merchandise, and hundreds on conversations on forums and social networking sites all over the country. ¬†She’s even hired a PR person to look after her burgeoning media career.

Funnily enough, there’s even a¬†dance remix:

Here’s¬†Clare’s Facebook profile.¬†¬†Add her as a friend if you dare.

UPDATE: Here’s a sample of some creative artwork/images of Clare the Kings Cross Bogan, inspired by the videos: